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REPORT: Tom Brady Suspended for Entire 2015 Season

Okay headline is done. Photo of Brady sulking for the thumbnail annnd that should do it. If you’re still reading and I doubt anyone is, there’s no story here. I don’t have a source. But here’s some news for you, … Continue reading

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Pats Fans: No Need To Be Classy About A Super Bowl Win

A Goodbye of Sorts – It’s with some sadness I’m here to report that this will likely be my last blog post maybe ever… Maybe. I’ve accepted a new job and without getting into details I’ve decided to walk away … Continue reading

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31 Reasons To Get Off Your High Horse, NFL

I can’t tell you how angry and depressed it makes me to not be able to talk about maybe the greatest Super Bowl matchup this century. No one wants to talk about it because we’re all talking about air in … Continue reading

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How Sports Illustrated Basically Lied About The Patriots

When Peter King speaks, you might not always agree with what he has to say, but we listen. That’s the kind of clout King has, and he’s the reason Sports Illustrated is what it is. Then along comes Michael Rosenberg, … Continue reading

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Why Did Official Not Hand the Jets Another Free Field Goal?

My congratulations to NJ.com’s Dom Cosentino, a Jet’s “beat writer” who found a way to get himself a nice chunk of web traffic for a story that will be forgotten by the end of the day since it was debunked … Continue reading

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Reasonable Vs. Unreasonable Fixes for the Patriots

Something has to give. The modern day Patriots are a notoriously slow starting bunch. I’ve been willing to give them the benefit of the doubt in previous years but I think we can all agree that this feels less like … Continue reading

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Patriots Seven Round Draft Board 2014

After realizing how much time I had been wasting trying to profile individual players for years, and how impractical it would be for me to do something like that again I decided to go for it in one mess. Here … Continue reading

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Three Reasons Why Signing Eric Decker Is A Terrible Idea

…But all you really need is one. I’m getting really used to this idea of putting things in numbered lists. It keeps things so concise. One thing that isn’t growing on me, however, is the perennial suggestion that the Patriots … Continue reading

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Six Things Football Outsiders Should Know About Michael Sam

Hi. If you’re reading this you’re likely not a football fan. That’s okay. Really. You’ve also likely heard of former Missouri DE Michael Sam who will be entering the NFL draft this year as potentially the league’s first openly gay … Continue reading

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Mike Klis Is A Hypocrite & The Denver Media Is Just Hard To Watch

It’s been a real pleasure to deal with the Denver Press in 2 of the last 3 post seasons. From the team that was nailed for salary cap violations and signal stealing dusting off Spygate (again), to the latest fairy … Continue reading

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